Games are meant for fun right? So why is it that there exists a few bunch of morons who use cheats and exploits to ruin it for everyone else. Sure they might get their kicks in the suffering of others but should people like that even exist. Cheaters are the Saddam Husseins of the gaming world and in an ideal world they'd get the same fate. So lets imagine what goes on in the mind of a cheater :
"I am well awesome. Look at me I can open the console and mess with the coding. I haz the skillz and can pwn all noobs. How fun is this I stand doing nothing letting the bot do the work. Look how cool I am. All the ladies want me cause I rely on the computer to aim for me. They love my computer skillz."
Now in reality:
I'm 27 and live in the garden shed. My mum tried chucking me out but I refuse to leave this place cause I'm afraid of the big bad world. I get closure being a massive dickhead as it 'bigs me up'. I long for the touch of a woman but they all seem to avoid me like i'm a massive walking turd. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact I reek of redbull and piss.
No-one will ever know why someone thinks its fun to use cheats online. The initial buzz people get from annoying people could only last a minute at most and then it must get boring. Its like buying a game then paying someone to play it for you whilst you gouge your eyes out. Your not going to get better at a game by letting something else do it for you. The only thing you will gain from cheating is an armada of enemies all wanting to beat you senseless with your keyboard and mouse. Sadly cheaters will always exist in any society but from all sci-fi games I've played so do shotguns. So what I'm saying is this - shotguns are the bane of all cheaters and seem like the best way to go medieval on their asses.
Thursday, 7 August 2008
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